Friday, February 12, 2010

FREE Last Minute Classroom Valentines That Provide a Service


While helping my daughter put together her classroom Valentines for school, I realized how unimportant and irrelevant the cards were: “Happy Valentines day”, “Bee My Valentine”, “It’s Valentines day!” They really don’t mean much and aren’t at all practical.

Why not give classroom Valentines that gives kids real useful advice; life skills that they can use today or when they get older.

I sure would have appreciated some good advice while in preschool.

So with that in mind, here are some useful Valentines Day cards I put together as a public service to all (click to print):

"The goal is to pay your credit card off each month - Happy Valentines Day!"
"Never attend anything that involves a timeshare or "business opportunity." - Happy Valentines Day!"
"Team Jacob or Team Edward? In 5 years it won't matter.
- Happy Valentines Day!"
"If Dad does like him, he must be wrong for you.- Happy Valentines Day!"

"Don’t visit Tijuana.- Happy Valentines Day!"
"Love is a battlefield.
- Happy Valentines Day!"
"Always wash your hands after using the bathroom or visiting any government building.
- Happy Valentines Day!"
"You should never drop it like it's hot.
- Happy Valentines Day!"


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12 Comments:

Blogger SciFi Dad said...

These are awesome.

And while you chose the route of useful advice, I? I chose to make cards for more obscure situations.

4:50 AM  
OpenID handstowar said...

Very funny dude... made me laugh out loud.

5:30 AM  
Blogger Awesome Mom said...

These are great! Too bad I am reading this after I dropped my kids off at school otherwise they would be handing these out instead of the boring animal ones I bought at the store.

6:45 AM  
Anonymous Mrs. Money said...

Awesome! I have cards in my closet for V Day and I JUST realized it. ;) OOPS

11:59 AM  
Blogger ArtistUnplugged said...

Where is "Hands Off the Princess!"

8:54 PM  
Blogger painted maypole said...

bwa ha ha ha ha ha

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Kelly at Student of the Year said...

I'm partial to anything with Mr. T on it.

1:25 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

I curse the fact that I sent my kid to school with an assortment of SpongeBob cards before seeing this. The Pat Benatar card makes me want to request a do-over on his class party!

7:50 PM  
Blogger creative-type dad said...

for a different kind of girl -- The good thing about the Pat Benatar one - it can be used all year long.

SciFi Dad -- I know. Your's are a bit scary...

10:54 PM  
Blogger Amrita said...

thisn is funtastic Tony. Socially useful Val cards. You should publish them

8:13 AM  
Anonymous papa2hapa said...

I should have used these for my fellow workers.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Above All said...

I love the TJ one.

10:31 PM  

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