tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post4199805481931270293..comments2024-03-23T10:40:59.027-07:00Comments on Creative-Type Dad: Help! I Need Excuses – FastCreative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-84265585138715500872009-05-10T06:30:00.000-07:002009-05-10T06:30:00.000-07:00My husband hates cats as well. He finally warmed ...My husband hates cats as well. He finally warmed up to one when my sister-in-law left her very pregnant cat in our care while she completed a semester of art college in Italy. The cat gave birth and the only one that took a liking to my husband was the handicapped one who acts like a dog. She does everything dog-like except bark. We kept her and gave the rest back to my sister-in-law when sheTeresa Brennannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-12093818476611968262009-04-25T09:57:00.000-07:002009-04-25T09:57:00.000-07:00Give her a cat, a bag of litter, and a box. "There...Give her a cat, a bag of litter, and a box. "There you go, honey . . . enjoy."<br /><br />Problem solved in a week.dead beat daddy-ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014451998567671715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-27246782475199157522009-04-15T15:24:00.000-07:002009-04-15T15:24:00.000-07:00Cats will eat all your french fries and chicken wh...Cats will eat all your french fries and chicken when you're not looking.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-41958559751761381582009-04-12T20:37:00.000-07:002009-04-12T20:37:00.000-07:00Tell her to follow me and the other twittens (cats...Tell her to follow me and the other twittens (cats on twitter) that way she can have hundreds of cats, litter-free. @spacat.Candace Silvasyhttp://spaaroundtheworld.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-3774207725974002152009-04-10T12:59:00.000-07:002009-04-10T12:59:00.000-07:00You should develop a cat allergy without any sympt...You should develop a cat allergy without any symptoms.chanchowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12075685729077186320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-62734299057479457732009-04-08T17:53:00.000-07:002009-04-08T17:53:00.000-07:00yeah, we have a cat now too. Wife.imp opened the ...yeah, we have a cat now too. Wife.imp opened the door (she has been opposed since I got rid of the last cat) and then reopened said door a second time before last Christmas...<BR/><BR/>Now that we have a cat, I want an outdoor cat...dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-55756142902487541802009-04-03T21:44:00.000-07:002009-04-03T21:44:00.000-07:00Samantha -- The only other pet she wants is a pink...Samantha -- The only other pet she wants is a pink Unicorn. <BR/>I told her our name is on the list at the breeder.Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-60802830904450269902009-04-03T14:58:00.000-07:002009-04-03T14:58:00.000-07:00How about getting her another type of pet to let h...How about getting her another type of pet to let her forget about cats?Samanthahttp://www.mylifepassport.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-43290007894799597522009-04-03T09:42:00.000-07:002009-04-03T09:42:00.000-07:00As someone whose front entry is essentially a kenn...As someone whose front entry is essentially a kennel for two dogs because "It's good for kids to have pets", I sympathize.<BR/><BR/>I don't see any way out of this one for you, dude. Sorry. ;-)<BR/><BR/>(Hope you are feeling well, seriously.)Stephhttp://www.xanga.com/subarcticsuburbianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-78012584397252109662009-04-03T07:30:00.000-07:002009-04-03T07:30:00.000-07:00I always reply with: "You can have a (insert desir...I always reply with: "You can have a (insert desired pet of the month here) when you're 18 and I kick you out.11111111https://www.blogger.com/profile/10642068570509276596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-12132046649286280942009-04-02T20:08:00.000-07:002009-04-02T20:08:00.000-07:00Have you read any of the Skippy Jon Jones books? ...Have you read any of the Skippy Jon Jones books? You can get her a Chihuahua & tell her it's a cat. If it works the other way around, why not?<BR/><BR/>Personally I'm a huge fan of the pets in general. It took me 16 yrs to work my dad over for one. He was (seriously) deathly allergic to them and said yes anyway. My first boyfriend had just broken up w/me & he just couldn'mama speakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03640989726991698596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-77260831757521011472009-04-02T10:31:00.000-07:002009-04-02T10:31:00.000-07:00Cats are so cute, how could you not want one? Don...Cats are so cute, how could you not want one? Don't get me wrong, they will take every opportunity to claw your eyes out and bite your fingers off but they're still cute. Maybe you should get her a hairless one. The minute you bring that thing home she won't want a cat anymore.Sasparilla Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16958419106655270791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-45269895737691653862009-04-02T08:53:00.000-07:002009-04-02T08:53:00.000-07:00ha, it's so good to laughing hard while readin...ha, it's so good to laughing hard while reading in this freaking cold morning. I dislike cats, so I say don't give in. <BR/><BR/>Does she like Mickey Mouse? Tell her that cats eat Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse. In fact, Disneyland almost couldn't get built because of those evil cats. They ate all Mickeys. Ouch, that's sad. <BR/><BR/>:)The Real Mother Henhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13226727195920798035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-62273764981972239532009-03-31T21:55:00.000-07:002009-03-31T21:55:00.000-07:00I have two cats, which stay in the house and are d...I have two cats, which stay in the house and are declawed on all four feet. Some people will tell you this is like cutting of the ends of your child's fingers. I say, it's a cat and it will scratch up me and my house if it keeps its claws.<BR/>Anyway, they're very nice pets. Without claws.Beverlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543690962370750842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-51012202223260494162009-03-31T12:30:00.000-07:002009-03-31T12:30:00.000-07:00LMAO "cats eat fairies". There are a certain amoun...LMAO "cats eat fairies". There are a certain amount of allotted lies to tell your children, and that's one of 'em.Sue Wilkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-87973647994626975492009-03-31T10:05:00.000-07:002009-03-31T10:05:00.000-07:00Tamara -- I thought all cats were allergic to all ...Tamara -- I thought all cats were allergic to all people? Or at least pretended to be.<BR/><BR/>SciFi Dad -- That Chinese food one might scare her for life.Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-12655031108666357102009-03-31T06:38:00.000-07:002009-03-31T06:38:00.000-07:00We have a cat, and it seems to be allergic to 3-ye...We have a cat, and it seems to be allergic to 3-year-olds. Otherwise, all is well. Not content with that animal, the 3-year-old (under prompting and encouragement from Daddy) has been lobbying for a puppy. And, on other days, for a baby brother...Tamarahttp://www.areavoices.com/kiddiepoolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-30636719544177980132009-03-31T06:36:00.000-07:002009-03-31T06:36:00.000-07:00We have a cat, and it seems to be allergic to 3-ye...We have a cat, and it seems to be allergic to 3-year-olds. Other than that, all is well. Our 3-year-old, not satisfied with the animal already in the house, has (with prompting and encouragement from Daddy) been lobbying for a dog...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-4563115201215514352009-03-31T05:30:00.000-07:002009-03-31T05:30:00.000-07:00Option 1: get one of those "Fur Real" cybernetic c...Option 1: get one of those "Fur Real" cybernetic cats. The AI technology necessary for them to become sentient is at least five years away.<BR/><BR/>Option 2: take her out for Chinese food. Point out absence of cats in alley. "Help" her come to her own conclusions. Explain that what she has just done prevents her from ever owning a cat.SciFi Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10479890087443823197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-31874606363823205052009-03-30T21:01:00.000-07:002009-03-30T21:01:00.000-07:00My boys love dogs, but they already know we can't ...My boys love dogs, but they already know we can't have one because Daddy is allergic. Might that work for you? Or not, if your wife is in it with your daughter?Chief Family Officerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02320154821990804327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-50612628770912572032009-03-30T20:35:00.000-07:002009-03-30T20:35:00.000-07:00Yup, cats are evil. Don't give in. 'Nuff said.Yup, cats are evil. Don't give in. <BR/><BR/>'Nuff said.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548224510968474278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-11922527694225921462009-03-30T18:54:00.000-07:002009-03-30T18:54:00.000-07:00Cats are allergic to Elmo. If you get one, you can...Cats are allergic to Elmo. If you get one, you can never see Elmo again. That way, if she gets the cat, you still win.Papa Bradsteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09795913459610115195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-1011957818157351972009-03-30T15:19:00.000-07:002009-03-30T15:19:00.000-07:00Maybe a dog with stick-on triangular ears? We had ...Maybe a dog with stick-on triangular ears? We had a cat for a while, and we loved him to bits and pieces. But I can also understand why you wouldn't want one around. When ours got sick and shuffled off to kitty heaven, we decided against ever bringing one into the house. It's been a good call, as we actually LIKE not having things randomly knocked off of high shelves, roses chewed till the thing carmilevyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00360045114379957605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-78373462154014990062009-03-30T14:54:00.000-07:002009-03-30T14:54:00.000-07:00painted maypole -- Singing cat & Kevin Costner...painted maypole -- Singing cat & Kevin Costner karaoke to Beatles songs --- that's my worse nightmare!!<BR/><BR/>Miss Yvonne -- PETA's already angry at me for my love KFC. Gluing horns to pony's won't bother them much. <BR/><BR/>Amy -- For killing innocent people1 That's about it.<BR/><BR/>Amrita -- She's has a few stuffed animals cats. Maybe that was the problem?<BR/>Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-27912805567674371112009-03-30T14:02:00.000-07:002009-03-30T14:02:00.000-07:00Oooh, smart move with the unicorn argument. That ...Oooh, smart move with the unicorn argument. That might be the only thing that will work. Then all you have to do is buy a pony and glue a horn to his head. And no, PETA, that is not animal abuse...that's just good sense. I mean, hello...those pony's aren't gonna sell themselves. Marketing 101, baby.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.com