tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post6499989560260562429..comments2024-03-23T10:40:59.027-07:00Comments on Creative-Type Dad: Crazy People Searches And "I Pity Da' Fool Who Don't Eat Ma Fried Chicken!"Creative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-15071794508689696062007-11-29T21:31:00.000-08:002007-11-29T21:31:00.000-08:00I can't stop thinking about crapping pineapples.I ...I can't stop thinking about crapping pineapples.<BR/><BR/>I hope you are happy.Sarah, Goon Squad Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18245659086215969972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-7921454082225624212007-11-17T12:14:00.000-08:002007-11-17T12:14:00.000-08:00Sigh. I am always so jealous of other bloggers' we...Sigh. I am always so jealous of other bloggers' weirdo google searches. Mine are all about spiders and kids' books. <BR/><BR/>And I loooove that poem. Way to go Beta Mom!kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-83924596885856696072007-11-16T06:36:00.000-08:002007-11-16T06:36:00.000-08:00Oh shucks!! You mean you didn't pick me? The #2 ...Oh shucks!! You mean you didn't pick me? The #2 fan? But I supposed that poem is really catchy!wayabettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06993697296070707945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-51817028801053200792007-11-14T20:31:00.000-08:002007-11-14T20:31:00.000-08:00I'm uncomfortable just reading about the pineapple...I'm uncomfortable just reading about the pineapples.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13158409505328990008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-40590623786321252122007-11-14T14:28:00.000-08:002007-11-14T14:28:00.000-08:00I don't think I'll eat pineapple for a very long t...I don't think I'll eat pineapple for a very long time.<BR/><BR/>And -- when is KFC going to send you royalties for all the nods towards their greasy empire? They owe you. Big Time.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038972194323564240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-66533751330290328952007-11-14T06:42:00.000-08:002007-11-14T06:42:00.000-08:00Pineapple is.. was my favorite fruit!xoxoPineapple is.. was my favorite fruit!<BR/><BR/>xoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-29769821415783621212007-11-13T21:43:00.000-08:002007-11-13T21:43:00.000-08:00The Real Mother Hen --- Just bring your own bucket...The Real Mother Hen --- Just bring your own bucket. That'll solve everything...and you'll be "green" too.<BR/><BR/>Scarlett Wanna Be -- I forgot about the pinapple scales...ouch!<BR/><BR/>Ben & Bennie -- The posh one isn't so bad.<BR/><BR/>Heather -- I'll never look at a cat the same way again....<BR/><BR/>mama speak -- I KNOW! It's like people have forgotten where they're from these days...Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-12977162828344946782007-11-13T19:37:00.000-08:002007-11-13T19:37:00.000-08:00Actually you know what, I do enjoy KFC, but I alwa...Actually you know what, I do enjoy KFC, but I always feel so damn guilty after eating it... not because of the fat, but the amount of trash I create by having just one KFC dinner is unbelievably large. So I feel guilty. What a bummer!The Real Mother Henhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13226727195920798035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-16004319141528486652007-11-13T18:49:00.000-08:002007-11-13T18:49:00.000-08:00I passed on the cutting of the chord thing. Twice....I passed on the cutting of the chord thing. Twice.<BR/><BR/>"Doc, isnt that what I paid you for?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-32732723130582371962007-11-13T18:25:00.000-08:002007-11-13T18:25:00.000-08:00First, I am having a hard time leaving comments......First, I am having a hard time leaving comments...I think our computer's mojos are off.<BR/><BR/>Second, it is not the size of a pineapple that scares me, it is the pokies that concern me the most. Don't get me wrong, the size is a fear factor but pokies...yikes!!!<BR/><BR/>Third, your searches aren't that bad. I have gotten, "Please finger me big daddy" and "how to get even with a prostitute".Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558636566036900387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-89019163400004257592007-11-13T16:39:00.000-08:002007-11-13T16:39:00.000-08:00Another thought just hit me. I was thinking that ...Another thought just hit me. I was thinking that search took the cake so to speak. I hope to God it wasn't a Pineapple Upside Down Cake. Peee-eeewwwww!Ben and Benniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165216797183902071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-80403334285808204482007-11-13T11:02:00.000-08:002007-11-13T11:02:00.000-08:00Crapping a pineapple would definitely make my butt...Crapping a pineapple would definitely make my butt crack. BTW, I can't wait to hit the KFC. Gotta try those spicy little chicks.Ben and Benniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165216797183902071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-37556549141119614172007-11-13T10:45:00.000-08:002007-11-13T10:45:00.000-08:00I would say Heather wins the prize. What great ad...I would say Heather wins the prize. What great advertising for her blog!Jensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15639970448069931471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-60020737062066981902007-11-13T06:12:00.000-08:002007-11-13T06:12:00.000-08:00Cannot top heather's search string. Won't even try...Cannot top heather's search string. Won't even try.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-51040155980579997712007-11-13T05:25:00.000-08:002007-11-13T05:25:00.000-08:00You've got to love the sickos on the net and their...You've got to love the sickos on the net and their Google searches. Someone found my blog by searching for "Where's my cat's clitoris?" Dang. What does that say about my blog?Coal Miner's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-72245328157229485352007-11-12T22:26:00.000-08:002007-11-12T22:26:00.000-08:00I can't believe that no one had a comment about th...I can't believe that no one had a comment about the Spice Girls on a KFC commercial. I mean seriously, if that's not a come back tour, I don't know what would be.mama speakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03640989726991698596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-53000304669878801062007-11-12T20:59:00.000-08:002007-11-12T20:59:00.000-08:00The Real Mother Hen --- Trust me - I will!And I'll...The Real Mother Hen --- Trust me - I will!<BR/>And I'll be going on google later searching for "I crapped a chicken"....<BR/><BR/>Jenster -- Yeah, that is weird. Let me give you some advice - mention midgets more often. That seems to work.Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-91534377448546282912007-11-12T20:45:00.000-08:002007-11-12T20:45:00.000-08:00I Crapped A Pineapple really had me in tears :)Enj...I Crapped A Pineapple really had me in tears :)<BR/>Enjoy your KFC :)The Real Mother Henhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13226727195920798035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-48456171197388326782007-11-12T20:36:00.000-08:002007-11-12T20:36:00.000-08:00That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Natalie and Too...That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Natalie and Tootie were in love.Darrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03104723037009416379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-73001114447370244262007-11-12T12:19:00.000-08:002007-11-12T12:19:00.000-08:00Ouch--the pineapple thing! Ouch.Ouch--the pineapple thing! Ouch.11111111https://www.blogger.com/profile/10642068570509276596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-46143909097797197382007-11-12T12:18:00.000-08:002007-11-12T12:18:00.000-08:00Was the pineapple whole or diced?Was the pineapple whole or diced?Whithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14818211552756821661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-23336852921774072312007-11-12T11:15:00.000-08:002007-11-12T11:15:00.000-08:00Those searches are amazing. You'd think since I m...Those searches are amazing. You'd think since I mention things like "boobs", "nipples" and "sex" on my blog (all clinically, of course) I'd get some whacko searches. Nope. Nadda. Zip. Zilch. Or close to that anyway.Jensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15639970448069931471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-48281045678869263122007-11-12T10:35:00.000-08:002007-11-12T10:35:00.000-08:00You are lucky, indeed, bizarre search-wise. The o...You are lucky, indeed, bizarre search-wise. The only interesting one I've gotten recently was "two girls glass bathtub lemons goat".Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07981233568335087916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-37184590771816649302007-11-12T09:34:00.000-08:002007-11-12T09:34:00.000-08:00How do you people get these interesting and hilari...How do you people get these interesting and hilarious Google searches?<BR/><BR/>I get "explain discrete in math" and "when did king henry rule?" I swear I'm like one Geek step down from wikipedia as a Google source.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy the chicken.<BR/><BR/>Julie<BR/><A HREF="http://theartfulflower.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Using My Words</A>Julie Pipperthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-59348561420757780792007-11-12T06:41:00.000-08:002007-11-12T06:41:00.000-08:00First publication in our elementary school newspap...First publication in our elementary school newspaper...now this? My head is spinning!<BR/>Thanks, Creative-Type Dad!beta momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880037008177679189noreply@blogger.com