tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149934592024-03-18T10:40:10.584-07:00Creative-Type DadA Dad blog: Artist turned new father, and the crazy world of parenting cultureCreative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comBlogger572125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-35550560156973890642017-05-22T17:46:00.001-07:002017-05-22T17:46:11.676-07:00Happy 7th Birthday!<div style="color: #333333; font-family: -apple-system-font; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">
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Happy 7th birthday Little Man! Just as I was getting use to saying you're "6", you go ahead and get bigger...<br />
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<b>Just a few things you did this past year that I’m going to remember forever:</b><br />
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<li>Your obsession with Super Mario Kart on my old Nintendo 64 and wanting to play nearly everyday. I share the same passion, mommy sadly does not as stuff called, "homework & bathing" must be done. </li>
<li>Watching scary old 80's movies together like "Gremlins" and old Goosebumps series.</li>
<li>As with above, watching Indiana Jones and Star Wars together. Yes, these are amazing classics - except for the Star Wars prequels which we pretend don't exist and don't ever talk about in this house. Ever. </li>
<li>The silly drawings of me you draw as a potato, alien, and occasional truck, or Pokemon character. </li>
<li>Dessert is always a must. Yes, don't ever forget this. </li>
<li>You telling me to tell the bird chirping outside your window to be quiet because you're trying to sleep. Sadly, I missed the 'speaking to birds class' in college. </li>
<li>You loved visiting Paris ("the one in France") and were happy that it wasn't in New Jersey. </li>
<li>We let you have a (private) Instagram account and you like taking pictures of the ground, stuffed animals, and butter. </li>
<li>When doing your homework, you had to list 3 Olympic summer sports: YouTuber, Minecraft builder, and running from dragons. </li>
<li>Our arguments about the Tooth Fairy being rich, do I work for her, and what kind of sick person would want children's teeth. </li>
<li>Grandpa is traveling to Ireland and you trying to talk him out of going because there's no Disneyland there. </li>
<li>When we got flooded with rains, you wanted to build an Arc and fill it with stuffed animals so they could survive. </li>
<li>You asked if we can buy a horse to put into the backyard. When I said no because they cost hundreds a month, you suggested we should switch to GEICO and save hundreds on our car insurance. </li>
<li>Announcing sadly to the family that the dog had died. When we told you that we didn't have a dog you cried out, "MY DOG IN MINECRAFT!!" </li>
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<b>Your favorite things at this moment:</b><br />
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<li>Minecraft: Mods, Skins, Add-On's</li>
<li>Riding your bike and scooter</li>
<li>YouTube Kids and Netflix.</li>
<li>Handball - you can't stop talking about it and how this is going to be your career after you're 12 </li>
<li>Making drawings and art for people.</li>
<li>Mario Kart 64 and playing with the family</li>
<li>Friends that live nearby - Samuel and Finn </li>
<li>Fidget Spinners </li>
<li>Going to the pool</li>
<li>Funny drawings I put in your lunch</li>
<li>Your new fish, because the other one died on your birthday...</li>
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<b>What you asked for your birthday:</b></div>
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<li>Bike</li>
<li>Balls</li>
<li>Going jumping with your friends</li>
<li>Eating at a buffet with your friends</li>
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And I’m always going to remember what you told us last night before going to bed, <i>“I just can't wait to be 7 and a taller so people don't block my view.”</i></div>
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I’m going to miss the 6 year-old version of yourself, but I’m looking forward to what new memories and adventures we’ll make together when your 7!<br />
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Love,<br />
Daddy (Pops)</div>
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I subscribe to something called the <a href="https://www.bespokepost.com/" target="_blank">Box of Awesome by Bespoke Post</a> geared to a broad range of guys – not just the millennial ones. It’s definitely not your typical subscription box where they make you pay and you don’t know what’s inside. Bespoke Post actually sends you an email <i>(actually several emails just to make sure) </i>at the first of the month with all of the box details and you can opt to receive it or pass on it.<br />
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Boxes are $45, include shipping, and are really fascinating and completely random finds. Over the last year I’ve purchased 3 boxes and have found them to be pretty good deals as I’ve Googled info on the products.<br />
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So when I got an email for the March new find, <a href="https://www.bespokepost.com/box/brew" target="_blank">the box theme called BREW </a>had me intrigued. It’s basically a custom-made ‘Brewcraft’ one-gallon homebrew kit that makes 2 varietals, Blonde and Amber Ale. Each gallon makes about 10 bottles of beer.<br />
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Some background with beer and me: I grew up in a Miller/Coors/Bud type of family and absolutely find those beers nauseating. So much that I pretty much stayed away from beers until I traveled to Europe and discovered Belgium beers, then later craft breweries out here in California namely San Diego’s Stone, Central Coast Figueroa Mountain, North Coast Brewing among others. I’ve since become a fan.<br />
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Which led me to the type of people you come across at those places – home brewers. Talk to one for about 15 minutes and it’s hard not to be a little interested in trying home brewing. Products I’ve casually come across are usually the lower-end <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Beer-Premium-Brewing-Craft/dp/B001BCFUBU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1458847249&sr=8-1&keywords=mr+brew+beer+kit" target="_blank">Mr. Beer Kits</a> with plastic everything – like a 1950’s kit teaching <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050032/" target="_blank">The Beaver </a>how to make beer in the garage. Those kits look like toys more than anything.<br />
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This Bespoke Post box pretty much came with mostly everything except the bottles. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to drink 10 bottles and wash/sanitize them out! I can see why they didn’t include them as shipping and boxing those would have been crazy.<br />
But everything else was <i>‘mostly’</i> there – the glass jug is of good quality as is the bottle-capper.<br />
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The only major drawbacks, <i>I’m putting details in here in case other receivers of the box are confused</i>:<br />
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<li>The included <b><u>thermometer</u></b> only goes up to 110 degrees when the instructions calls for 150-160 degrees I had to pull out the meat thermometer. Meat, Beer – same right? I sure hope so…</li>
<li>Hops & Malts fabric bags, priming Sugar – was shorted on some – but emailed Bespoke and they’re sending more. </li>
<li><b><u>Instructions</u></b> were, uh, not so well written in places. I had to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/BrewingTV" target="_blank">YouTube some brewing videos</a> to find out. A big one is sanitizing EVERYTHING that comes in contact with the beer “Wort” – even your own stirring (spoon) equipment or whatever you use at home has to be sanitized; the instructions only mention the jug and included equipment. Second, there are no pictures or illustrations of anything. Again, had to search through a bunch of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/BrewingTV" target="_blank">YouTube videos</a> to figure out how the airlock worked – or even to FILL it with sanitized WATER – which wasn’t mentioned at all in the instructions and is extremely important to ferment the “Wort” brew. Another irritation was not even connecting some of the unknown pieces <i>(what is the L shaped thing and the thing with the cap that falls off?)</i> Siphoning with a racking cane? Sorry instructional writer, never experienced it, you’ll have to explain this method better or tell me why I shouldn’t just use a simple strainer/funnel instead IF there's a possibility all of it could spill by using this stuff? It’s as if the instructional writer assumed the learner knew HIS basic terminology and equipment. </li>
<li>Not nearly enough <b><u>sanitizer</u></b> is included. There needs to be a least 2 packets every time you break (brew and bottling) the thing out. Apparently a good brewer is overly cautious.</li>
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Overall, it took some outside research not included in the so-called 'detailed instructions' to really understand the process. The Brew time was about 3.5 hours mostly waiting and now My “Wort” is sitting in the glass jug (“fermenter”) in a dark downstairs closet for 2 weeks until I have to move on to the bottling process. To be perfectly honest, I’m unsure if I even did the brewing correctly. Maybe instead I made my grandfather’s hooch he use to make in an unsanitized bathtub in Louisiana. I guess I’ll find out soon enough!<br />
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But one thing I did find out even if this batch is a bust. The kit came with another recipe batch of supplies to try again. Not a bad move on Bespoke Post’s part. And I found a place online called <a href="http://www.northernbrewer.com/" target="_blank">Northern Brewer</a> that sells 1-gallon recipe kits that work with my jug and maybe some equipment from the <a href="https://www.bespokepost.com/box/brew" target="_blank">Bespoke Post BREW Box.</a> Between them and Amazon, I think I may upgrade some of the pieces.<br />
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Who knows, I may be a home bootlegger by Christmas.<br />
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I’m always on the lookout for things to get my kids curiosity and imaginations brewing. Whether it’s on trips, stuff, games, music, whatever - just anything to get them trying new things.<br />
And it helps if I’m interested too!<br />
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I was recently made aware of a hands-on science experiment kit by <a href="https://stevespangler.com/" target="_blank">Steve Spangler</a> (of Ellen and YouTube) that’s sent out monthly with different themes using kitchen science. Basically science-fair type projects geared for kids from kindergarten through 6th grade. The theme of the kit we got was <i>“Slime Time”</i> which is reminiscent of Nickelodeon’s Slime from the 90’s and came with all of the parts and pieces for about 6 experiments – all addictive to the base experiment. It took us about 25-30 minutes to get through the step-by-step instructions and at the end of the booklet the kids are awarded with a fun collegiate-style certificate. <br />
Overall, the box was pretty fun and easy enough for my 10 year-old to get through by herself. Younger kids like my 5 year-old definitely need the help especially keeping them interested with the science questions in the booklet.<br />
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The monthly boxes are $30 each, or $25 if you pay for a year up front. If you use the code <b>“CLUB16”</b> before 12/31/2016 you’ll save $5 off your first box.<br />
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And if you really want something cool for the kids to watch on YouTube – check out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/SpanglerScienceTV" target="_blank">SpanglerScienceTV</a><br />
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Want to get them interested in science right away? Show them <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k8b9Jtj4F" target="_blank">this one</a> for some splashy ideas for a birthday party or maybe even a wedding.<br />
Quite entertaining – even for adults!<br />
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Now I’m off to buy some liquid nitrogen.<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">*Disclosure Spangler Science Club sent me a complimentary review box</span></i><br />
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What do you get when you combine photo-real beautiful environments with an out-of-place silly-looking bright green cartoony bulgy-eyed Dinosaur <i>(maybe done to differentiate from Jurassic Park dinosaurs to sell toys?)</i>; use familiar story themes from the <b>"The Lion King", "Lilo & Stitch", </b>DreamWork's <b>"How To Train Your Dragon”</b>, and then fill it with basically filler scenes?</div>
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The Good Dinosaur! </div>
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<span style="font-size: 12px;">The movie isn't bad, it's just barely O.K. It's hard to believe this came out of Pixar especially after their last movie <b>"Inside Out."</b> Sadly, this one ranks somewhere above Pixar's Cars 2 </span><span style="font-size: 12px;">and Brave. </span><span style="font-size: 12px;">The films primary characters, Arlo and Spot, are so generic that they could have come from any animated film from any other studio. I really did expect more from the people that made great movies like, "</span><b style="font-size: 12px;">The Incredibles", "Toy Story", "Finding Nemo", "Ratatouille", </b><span style="font-size: 12px;">and</span><b style="font-size: 12px;"> "<i>Up"?</i> </b><span style="font-size: 12px;">Maybe they were all working on the next film "<b>Finding Dory"</b>? Or maybe Pixar is losing its touch? I sure hope not. </span></div>
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Overall, a mediocre story with good visual scenes that show off how computers can really make water look like water and leaves blowing in the wind look completely believable. Too bad they made the goofy looking dinosaurs that looks completely out of place. <i>Seriously?</i> What Director or Art Director thought that was a good idea?</div>
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My recommendation: wait for the rental or go see the charming "<b>Peanuts"</b> instead. This move isn’t worth spending money on at a theater. Unless you really want to get away from family this weekend or have nowhere else to go, or <i>both. </i></div>
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Hoping next year’s <b>"Finding Dory" </b>makes up for <b>"The Good Dinosaur." </b></div>
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We just got back a few days ago from a family vacation to Japan something that we had been planning for years.</div>
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My wife and I have been there before, years before we had kids and at the time couldn’t believe how shockingly kid-friendly Japan was overall. Completely clean, the safest city on earth, and so much to do. </div>
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We’ve always vowed we would return when our kids were of good traveling age. Now that our youngest is 5 and both kids had a "fall break" vacation at school plus airline tickets are pretty half of what they normally are, and a really strong dollar (best I've ever seen) it seemed like a perfect time to go. </div>
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So what’s there for kids to do in Tokyo? A few places I recommend:</div>
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<li><a href="http://www.tokyodisneyresort.jp/en/" target="_blank">Tokyo Disney Sea/Tokyo Disneyland.</a> You can buy your tickets in advance on the Tokyo Disney resort website. The best part is - the tickets are about 40% CHEAPER than U.S./EU Disney-owned Parks since the ones out there aren’t owned by Disney. They’re licensed by a Japanese company, Oriental Land Company. In my opinion they're actually <u>better</u> than Disney-owned parks in regards to merchandise and food quality. I recommend 2 full days exploring these parks. If you only have one day, definitely visit Disney Sea which is in my opinion, the best theme park in the world.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.kidzania.jp/tokyo/en/">Kidzania.</a> The only way to describe this place is what my daughter said about it, “if one of these were near our house, I would live there!” It’s basically a giant indoor kid city with about 70 different careers. Kids choose what they want to be and ‘work’ there for about 45 mins and then they get paid in Kidz Cash and can spend money or use an ATM to deposit their money into savings. It’s pretty overwhelming and something that can't all be done in the allotted time. I recommend buying tickets online (early shift or afternoon shift) as it gets crowded. They have english Wednesdays, but my kids got by just fine as the 'hosts/managers' speak a little english. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.koedo.or.jp/foreign/english/">Kawagoe</a>. A great day trip to old Japan or "Little Edo" as some called it about 30-mins from the Tokyo Ikebukuro station (on the <u>rapid</u> train.) You can walk by foot through the the old downtown to the warehouse district. Lot’s of traditional houses with clay roofs, old buildings, shops and museums. The highlight for the kids was Candy Alley or “Confectionery Row” with traditional candy. There's even a cool Shaved Ice place with a monkey! Oh, and one more cool place - a Cat Cafe on the main downtown pedestrian street. You pay around $1.50 per 10 minutes to sit in a cafe/living room with cats. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.timeout.com/tokyo/things-to-do/50-things-to-do-in-harajuku">Harajuku</a>. Crazy shops and character restaurants and nearby “Kiddy Land” a 7-story toy store like no other in the world. I highly recommend getting a "crepe" - which really isn't a crepe at all but a giant cone of deliciousness. Afterwards wander right over to the Meiji Shrine through an amazing forest in the middle of the city.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.shinjuku-robot.com/pc/">Robot Restaurant.</a> This is basically the Moulin Rouge of Japan, except with giant robots and monsters, and it’s totally fine to bring your kids here. Some reviews on Trip Advisor will say "there are women dressed up in crazy costumes and dance suggestively" but in reality, I've seen worse on Disney Channel. In reality, they're dressed like characters out of a video game, not even bikini's but board shorts/volleyball shorts and skirts. The show is bizarre yet spectacular and is now my most recommended place for anybody visiting Tokyo! Both my kids couldn’t stop talking about it, especially about how in the world they get so many floats and robots into such a tiny basement-type space. During intermissions, they sell popcorns, soda's, beer, and Dorrito's!? A warning - it's extremely loud, so loud that they give kids headphones (take them!) and it's in a seedy alley in Shinjuku, which in Japanese terms means - you'll never really know it walking around. Get your tickets ahead of time and if you get them at <a href="http://www.veltra.com/en/asia/japan/tokyo/special_deals/56393">Veltra</a>, they're around $15 off per ticket. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.genkisushi.co.jp/en/travelers/">Genki Sushi, Shibuya. </a>This place is so cool that we visited twice. Order food from an iPad (english option) and then a little robot car brings it to you and while you wait, the iPad plays rock, paper, scissors and you can win a capsule prize. </li>
<li>Shibuya pedestrian crossing at night. This area brings shame to New York's Times Square. We just stood near the train station and people-watched. It's pretty amazing. </li>
<li>Tokyo Tower at night. Tokyo’s version of the Eiffel tower, except with lots of shops and stuff on the lower levels. The lights at night are spectacular. </li>
<li>Ueno Park, Zoo, shopping. Great zoo and swan boats on a giant “pond.” Great pedestrian shopping/eating area under the JR tracks just south of the Ueno station. </li>
<li>Meiji Shrine (Harajuku.) A giant forest in the middle of the city. Great walk after visiting Harajuku. </li>
<li>Shinjuku Gyoen (Park.) This is one of those places were you pick up food at a Lawson’s or 7-11 and picnic. It’s huge! There’s always some fair or festival happening on the weekends on the large lawn area. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3003.html">Akiharbara</a> - This place feels like stepping into Blade Runner. Near the station they have all kinds of weird (USB) junk you can buy really cheap along with some of the coolest capsule machine finds (cat bandana's, waitresses IN food, and underwear for your water bottle.) The only odd/bizarre thing around are the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_caf%C3%A9">“Maid’s Cafe’s” </a>which we did not visit. Read the link - these weren't that big in my previous visits. </li>
<li><a href="http://www.ghibli-museum.jp/en/">Ghibli Museum</a> - Mitaka. The home of Totoro. This place is a trek but totally worth it. Even the walk from the train station to the museum is nice. Only downside, you need to get tickets in the U.S. beforehand as they sell out fast. </li>
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Some overall tips and etiquette for visiting Japan, in general:</div>
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<li>Summer is humid. Really humid. Fall and Spring are best time to visit. Spring is my absolute favorite during the Sakura/Cherry Blossom festivals that happen at nearly all parks and in Kyoto. I recommend bringing a light blanket along sit on. </li>
<li>Don’t eat or drink while walking, it's considered rude, even if you have a Starbucks coffee in hand. People sit. It’s a strange and nice cultural thing, but makes sense especially in the subways and trains when that many people are walking without distractions.</li>
<li>No trash cans, anywhere! For being the cleanest city on the planet, there are virtually no trash cans anywhere. You need to carry your trash with you until you find one. Oh and if you find one, they separate everything: plastics, cardboard, food, whatever. </li>
<li>Never sit on the ground without first placing something down or step on a seat. Even on Disney park rides, people don’t use any ride seat as a step. </li>
<li>All restrooms are extremely clean. Like immaculate compared to U.S. public restrooms, even at public parks but they don’t have paper towels - some have dryers. You'll need to carry along a small washcloth to dry your hands. Nearly everybody has one with them. </li>
<li>Women shouldn’t show cleavage. Unless you want persistent stares; on the other hand, if you like stares, go right ahead. Although really, really short skirts showing a lot of leg are somehow O.K. </li>
<li>Don't stab your food with chopsticks, or worse, leave your chopstick sticking out of a bowl. If you can't use chopsticks, bring along a fork with you or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chop-Cheater-Chopstick-Hinges-PCH-1/dp/B002LUTRCY/ref=pd_bxgy_79_img_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=02SD7ET01NZHGH9EDVFC">chopstick trainers.</a></li>
<li>Although you don’t need to learn Japanese it’s good to learn a few phrases such as “Hello”, “Goodbye”, “Good morning”, “Excuse Me”, "No, thank you" "Thank you very much”, “Do you understand English?” These are easy to learn and people there really appreciate the effort. Get an App to learn! Most people in the city, shops, restaurants, and hotels speak/understand a little English, enough to get by and/or point to menu items. Most restaurants have at least 1 menu in English. It was never an issue for us communicating. </li>
<li>Japanese are extremely polite. They never speak loud, or scream, and are rarely rude, so don’t be rude or act angry. Especially in public. Another fact, nobody tries to rip you off or steal even in stalls/marketplaces. It’s pretty shocking, but true. </li>
<li>The trains and subways are extremely efficient and are overwhelming at first the nice part is all stations have English written and the main trains say the station names in English. I highly recommend buying <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suica">Suica cards</a> from the JR Rail Ticket Office (located at JR stations) that are good for all Tokyo subways and trains, then load them with money at the machines. The machines have an “English” option. Afterwards, you can get a refund from any JR Rail Ticket Office on anything unused (minus a $2 return fee) which was great! For kids, they need their passport to validate age. And another fun thing - they "tweet" like birds when the kids use them.</li>
<li>Taxis - I recommend taking trains and subways first and foremost. Taxis in Japan are like nowhere else in the world - very clean, white doilies, and white gloved drivers in suits. Never touch the door handle is my advice! They're more expensive that anywhere, in the world but they offer great service. In addition we used UBER twice (from Haneda Airport to our hotel in Shimbashi/Ginza) which was great and fast. I recommend using a Taxi or UBER as lugging around luggage on the train/subway is just crazy with the stairs. I regularly use UBER for work in other countries and it's always been great! But in Japan, the App is really 'iffy' - I kept getting server issues responses. I don't think UBER is as big in Japan as the Taxis there are just fine, unlike every other place on earth where they're just plain bad (New York being the worse!)</li>
<li>Fly into Haneda Airport and not Narita. Haneda is really convenient - around 20 minutes from Tokyo and the Taxi's/UBER's are around $50 one way. Narita is FAR. Like $180-240+ for a Taxi or UBER, or hours getting to your hotel on a "Limousine Bus" for $26/per person which stops a million times. I've been to Tokyo a few times and will never fly into Narita. It's like landing in Santa Barbara when you want to land in L.A. I don't understand why people land there; it's completely inconvenient especially when you'll been on a plane for 12 hours. </li>
<li>Use your ATM card to get cash. It’s OK to carry large amounts of cash and to flash it as stealing is virtually nonexistent (still hard to believe until you see 100’s of unlocked bikes on the street or purses left on table unattended in public spaces.) The best places to find international ATM’s is at the airports or 7-11 ATM's which are pretty much everywhere. </li>
<li>Credit cards are normally accepted at larger shops, department stores, or larger restaurants. For the most part Tokyo is still a cash-only place. </li>
<li>Don't talk on the cellphone on the train. Although you can play games or do whatever on your cellphone. In fact, trains are quiet and really clean as everybody is on their cellphone!</li>
<li>If you have a cough or are sick, wear a sterile mask. They all do - it's pretty common and quite frankly, I wish we did this in the U.S.</li>
<li>100 yen stores are the best! Pretty much their version of $1 stores. You can find gifts and all sorts of cool things at any one of them. </li>
<li>Tipping? Don't do it. Nobody does and it's considered rude. The first time I tried 'tipping' (my first time in Japan) the waitress ran out the door to give me my 'change.'</li>
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Hope these tips are helpful for anybody considering or planning a visit to Japan. It's definitely a amazing cultural experience like no other!<br />
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Back in 2005, just 3 weeks after my daughter was born, I use to do what any sane new parent use to do late at night - wonder if what my wife and I were going through was “normal”. Seeking advice and insights from other parents, online, not just relying on our own family or the decades-old traditional parenting magazines and books from people that hadn’t had kids in their own households for generations. </div>
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In that time, I found so many parents in the same boat and some just off the boat from everywhere around the world. </div>
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I in turn started blogging about my own experiences eventually becoming part of the daddy/mommy blogging community. </div>
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I never imagined that I would still be doing this 10 years later. So much has changed during that time: my oldest is now in 5th grade and youngest just started Kindergarten and I've been married for 16 years now. </div>
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Most other parent bloggers have stopped blogging altogether or continue to blog but are now exclusively product review sites instead. (In their defense, I do product reviews on occasion too!)</div>
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Some have moved to Facebook which definitely (still) isn’t my thing; some are exclusively on Twitter, which I do often now <a href="https://twitter.com/creativeTypeDad" target="_blank">@creativeTypeDad</a>. </div>
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I’m not entirely sure how much longer I’ll be doing this as my posting has become more infrequent over the last 2 years, not like the old days where I would post 2-3 times a week. But between work, spending time with my family, I continue to seek advice of other parents and do enjoy sharing some fun stories along the way. </div>
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Who knows? I may be granddaddy blogging...but hopefully not until my kids are at least 28 and married. </div>
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Some favorite posts of mine over the years:</div>
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<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2005/08/confessions-of-bunny-killer.html" target="_blank">If My Daughter Ever Becomes A Vegetarian </a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2006/07/elvis-impersonator-was-late-to-my.html" target="_blank">The Elvis Impersonator Was Late to My Daugher's 1st Birthday Party </a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2008/05/open-letter-to-wife-regarding-fathers.html" target="_blank">An Open Letter to the Wife Regarding Father's Day</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2008/03/preparing-for-my-daughters-kindergarten.html" target="_blank">I'm Preparing for my Daughter's Kindergarten Interview</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2008/01/exterminator-wanted-apparently-my-house.html" target="_blank">How NOT to get rid of Monsters...</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2007/11/potty-training-idea-87-toilet-training.html" target="_blank">Potty Training Coloring Pages</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2007/09/help-i-think-they-may-take-away-my-man.html" target="_blank">I Think They May Take Away My Man Card</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2008/03/easter-bunny-must-live-in-beverly-hills.html" target="_blank">Easter Bunny Must Be Living Large In Beverly Hills</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2006/11/get-me-brewsky-im-feeling-very-manly.html#links" target="_blank">Get Me a Beer...</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2007/08/advice-to-rookie-dad-on-birth.html#links" target="_blank">What to REALLY Expect When You're Expecting</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2015/05/where-imaginary-friends-go-to-die.html" target="_blank">Where Imaginary Friends Go To Die</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2015/03/monopoly-destroying-familys-since-1933.html" target="_blank">Monopoly: Destroying Family's Since 1933</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-problem-with-cookie-monstercoloring.html" target="_blank">The Problem with Cookie Monster</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2011/08/letter-from-tooth-fairy.html" target="_blank">A Letter From the Tooth Fairy</a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2011/06/elvis-impersonator-at-my-sons-1st.html" target="_blank">The Elvis Impersonator At My SON's 1st Birthday Party </a></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2011/03/missing-my-daughters-2-imaginary.html" target="_blank">MISSING: 2 Imaginary Friends and Lionel Richie</a> <i>(*this image went viral and was even featured on TV news around the world!)</i></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: -apple-system-font;"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2007/08/are-you-there-god-its-me-tonywhats.html" target="_blank">Are You There God? It's Me Tony</a></span></span></li>
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Then he started walking over to my sleeping wife to which I told him immediately, in a whisper-panic, <i>“NO, NO! NO! Don’t tell mommy!!”</i></div>
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Yesterday, I downloaded this game <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/plants-vs.-zombies/id350642635?mt=8" target="_blank">Plants Vs. Zombies</a> to his iPad after he saw some older kids playing it over the weekend. And by <i>"older" </i>I mean 6-7 year old’s. He thought it was cool because they thought it was cool and couldn’t stop talking about it. </div>
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I played the game years ago and loved it, so I thought, <i>“Hey! A fun little Zombie game were they’re attacking a house, and when they get in, they mumbled 'brains'... and a guys yells 'NOO!!’, and then you hear crunching noises, wouldn’t be so bad for a 5-year old... right?”</i></div>
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So I did what any sane and tired parent would do. I put him back in his bed, kissed his forehead, and told him as long as he doesn’t wet his bed he has nothing to worry about. </div>
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Back in 2011 I signed up for a little photo-sharing App called Instagram. I loved it from the start - the filters, the creativity of people from around the world of photographers, artists, interesting hobbyist, vinyl record collectors, hand-letterer's, foodies taking pictures of food - who knew that could be so interesting? </div>
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Oh, and of course, close friends!</div>
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What I like most about it is that everybody is <i>mostly</i> anonymous, unlike Facebook which I'm no fan of at all (ironically Facebook bought Instagram in 2012.) Instagram still remains my favorite and go-to, even when I'm taking a break from work. </div>
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My wife soon jumped on in 2012 and has since used it more than anything, even Facebook, which she has pretty much nearly abandoned.</div>
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Soon my daughter, 8 year's old at the time after getting an Apple iTouch that she got for Christmas, asked for her own Instagram account.<br />
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After some discussion and setting some rules, my wife and I made sure it was private and we would approve who she followed and who was allowed to follow her back. </div>
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Over the years, now pretty much all of her friends ranging from 9-11 and some as young as 7 are on it. Kids from school, church, kids of our friends, camp friends, friends from after-school activities, whatever. </div>
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The kids these days now use it as their premiere go-to social network. Who knew that Instagram, or IG as they call it, would have migrated that way?</div>
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To be clear, most ALL of her friends are on it. And they use it a few times a week some a few times a day and all of their parents <i>(well parents that we know) </i>know about it. Yes, some are not-private which scares me personally, but the vast majority are private, using anonymous names, or just first names, and we all follow our kids and watch them.</div>
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So imagine to my surprise I come to find out that Instagram is actually <b><u>illegal</u></b> for kids under 13?<br />
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Yes! And YouTube. YouTube, second to Netflix, is what the kids watch all the time much more than TV with its cartoons and lots of great how-to videos and such. The legal <a href="https://www.youtube.com/t/terms" target="_blank">terms</a> says this:</div>
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To skirt around it and to their credit, YouTube launched a new limited "YouTube Kids" App that is really only for preschoolers.</div>
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This took some digging, and reading, and more reading, and then eventually what turned into many conversations with a few privacy attorneys that specialize in COPPA law.</div>
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My research and take in a nutshell-</div>
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Back in the 90's government officials got together with some so-called parent advocacy groups <i>(which pretty much was the 1% vocal minority with no real experience in technology)</i> to create laws "protecting kids" from the internet called the "<b style="color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998</b><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"> "</span>. To their credit, it seemed pretty well-intentioned at the time to non-techie parents who didn't get the internet at all. But because parents became more tech oriented growing up with the stuff, and technology pretty much re-invents every 18-months or so and creates new ideas fast, and the old web turned more into the mobile web from the advent of the Apple iPhone in 1997 creating the modern-day smartphone with all of it's Apps, the laws became outdated fast. </div>
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Then, because the government is pretty much slow to respond to anything, they got back together and in 2013 updated those laws. To their credit they did talk with a few of the larger tech players this time around, and again to the vocal 1% minority which got most of their way, but now it did give some advantages to some really large players like the YouTube's and Disney's of the world as they can cover the expenses but smaller entry players are out of luck trying to comply to COPPA laws. Make one minor mistake and they're bankrupt with the absorbent compliance fees. </div>
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But of course those 'new' laws have become outdated, once again.</div>
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So back to Instagram, I'm absolutely sure they can easily make a 12 and under setting. Just put in the parents email address instead of their own, allow parents to make it private/approve friends, or allow the kid to do so, or even allow the kids to the ability to drop in open comments. If my kid gets crazy with them - I can turn them off delete, erase. BUT the law doesn't allow Instagram to even figure any of that out - it's pretty much black and white. All in 13+ or not at all 'in compliance' with COPPA laws.</div>
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So now we have a whole slew of "tweens" on Instagram breaking the law with most all parents allowing it, but with NO controls because Instagram is not allowed to even acknowledge it or they'll get fined for each 'violation' which can pretty much turn into billions the way the law is written. I'm sure Facebook, their owner, just doesn't want to bother with the PR nightmare of changing, or better yet, abandoning the the law. Imagine the field day the so-called vocal parent advocacy groups would have with that and the news headlines of, "Facebook WANTS to put your children in DANGER!" (photo of preschoolers.)</div>
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Yes, my 10YO is on Instagram and I allow it because our laws won't allow places like Instagram or even game Apps, to work with real parents (not so-called non-tech savy advocacy groups) in relation to their specific App or product to put in controls for parents. </div>
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Until these laws are downright removed altogether or greatly amended allowing individual Apps to work with parents actually using the service, they have to conform to a one-size-all outdated government policy ultimately hurting the kids they think they're helping. </div>
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">*photo credit: <a href="https://instagram.com/cats_of_instagram/" target="_blank">@cats_of_instagram </a></span></i></div>
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<i>(A letter to my daughter on her 10th birthday)</i></div>
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Happy 10th Birthday Miss B or as you call it, <i>“finally in the double-digits.”</i></div>
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A few things you did and said this past year that I’m going to remember forever:</div>
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<li>Hearing all about your new adventures in your new school this year. </li>
<li>The day you said you can’t order off the kids menu anymore because <i>"somebody might find out”</i> and you are not a kid anymore.</li>
<li>You’re still completely obsessed with stuffed animals. You don’t mind being, <i>“the cat lady of stuffed animals.”</i></li>
<li>You still like it when I put little doodles in your lunch and share then with your friends. Except the Olaf one, apparently he’s not cool anymore but Unicorns, Pigicorns, and Pandacorns are totally fine. </li>
<li>You play with your little brother, have better patience, and help him out. </li>
<li>Playing Minecraft together for hours.</li>
<li>Speaking of Minecraft, your obsession with watching Stampylonghead videos <i>(that english voice haunts me!)</i></li>
<li>Your obsession with building things, be it crafts or contraptions out of random junk. Yes, your mother doesn’t like the <i>'mess'</i> but I think it’s all creative and love the things you’ve come up with. </li>
<li>And your obsession with cute things - baby red panda’s, kittens, puppies, bunnies… whatever! All the cute posters have taken over your room.</li>
<li>Handmade gifts you’ve created for Father’s Day or just any day<i> "just because.”</i></li>
<li>Your bravery this past year - you can now sail, surf in the ocean, and play the piano in front of crowds. You overcame your fears and now you know you can do anything you put your mind to. </li>
<li>The time we spend together on hikes, vacations, weekends, or just sitting around playing games. </li>
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The saddest thing I’m going to remember - you excitedly said just before going to bed, <i>“Say goodbye to your 9YO forever, because tomorrow I’ll be 10!”</i></div>
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I’m going to miss that 9YO versions of you, but looking forward to our new adventures when you’re 10.</div>
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Love, Daddy</div>
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A friend sent me a hilarious video on YouTube called <i>“<a href="https://youtu.be/3FOae1V1-Xg" target="_blank">Let’s Talk About #2” </a></i>from a place called <a href="https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/" target="_blank">Dollar Shave Club.</a> If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend watching when the kids aren’t looking over your shoulder. </div>
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I remember hearing about DSC a few years ago but didn’t think much of them. But after watching the video I thought, <i>“hey, why not try it out... seems pretty cheap and useful”</i> so I broke out the credit card and ordered the famous $1 razor along with some other items that were pretty reasonably priced.</div>
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The humor of the site really sold me over from the <i>“real-world”</i> humorous descriptions to the overall look of the website. These guys are clever to say the least. </div>
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The order came FAST, like, Amazon Prime fast. The packaging felt similar to that famous 'opening experience' you get from opening Apple products. I was expecting some small envelope but they send a coolish-looking box with some messaging printed on the top lid. Included with the products were card descriptions of each product and a new member handbook that even included a membership card for a free drink at <i>"any bar in America!”</i> with an asterisk of *not really. </div>
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Too bad, but clever nonetheless. </div>
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I must admit the build-up to using the product was pretty exciting. I hadn’t even tried it out yet and was sold on this club. But how were the goods?</div>
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I hooked up the new handle to the razor, put on their Shave Butter and tried using it. Nothing happened. The blades barely picked anything off. Thinking it must be the blade, I pulled that one off and tried another. Barely anything again.</div>
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And then tried tapping the blade to get the Shave Butter off to rinse and the blade fell off the handle. The handle connector is really flimsy. That happened a few times, the blades don’t connect to the handle well at all. </div>
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I tried washing the Shave Butter off and tried using a new blade, but again, barely any whiskers were coming off. </div>
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I broke out the cheap Target brand single disposable blade and it worked just fine. I even tried the Target brand with the new DSC Shave Butter and all worked just fine. </div>
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Highly disappointed with the Dollar Shave Club blades and razor to say the least. Their razor is about as effective as my 5YO’s fake Spiderman Razor he uses in the bathtub.</div>
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I do like the Shave Butter, I’ll keep that. But the membership is now cancelled as the blades are a bust. Sorry Dollar Shave Club, you sold me with the videos, humor, brilliant messaging, and even the packaging but in the end... your razor sucked!</div>
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Dollar Shaved club sent me the $6 razor in place of the $1 and wow, what a huge difference! It worked pretty well and the blade didn't fall off the handle at all. Dollar Shave Club should axe the $1 razor or maybe keep it around for teens that really want to shave but in reality don't need to. I bet nobody is getting cuts from that thing.</div>
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For everybody else, go for the $6 and the Shave Butter which is really like shaving with butter. Just don't taste it.</div>
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And it wasn’t the parents doing the crying. </div>
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My son graduated preschool yesterday, which is a little bittersweet, because it still amazes me how fast the time just flew by with the second child. Sometimes I just stare at him and think, <i>“whoa little man - when did you get so tall? And how did you beat that FRAMED game on your iPad all by yourself? I can’t even do that. ”</i></div>
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I must admit preschool graduations have to be one of the most entertaining events on planet earth. I nearly forgot as the last one I’ve been to was around 5 years ago when my daughter graduated.</div>
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Kids walking out, all confused, waving at parents, making weird faces, pretending to poop/fart in the air. Then there’s always that one that refuses to walk out standing with her arms crossed looking angry like somebody just told said she couldn’t have any candy ever again, or a unicorn, while the teacher is bent over trying to negotiate just like arms treaty with communist Russia.</div>
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Hopefully, quiet and calm gets the job done.</div>
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While all of the kids were singing the infamous, <i>“kindergarten here we come”</i> song one girl stood at the end crying for her mom to take her home ‘now.' The kid next to her turned his entire body and stood quietly to just <b>*stare*</b> at her while the other kids were singing in the same key William Hung but with the energy and stamina of Beyonce’. </div>
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For a moment I thought a giant hook was going to appear off the side of the stage and pull her away. </div>
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When it was all over my son got a little upset about never going to school there ever again. Hard to believe this was the same kid which 2 hours earlier didn’t want to go to preschool because he would rather play baseball in the backyard instead. </div>
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He took pictures with his friends and on the way out, ran away from us to hug his teacher, Miss Julie. He told her that he would <b>"miss her forever"</b> in a dramatic tone that sounded like she was about to die - she was even taken back a bit.<i> </i></div>
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Then he ran back to us and calmly asked if we could get stop and ice cream on the way home. </div>
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<b>Just a few things you did and said this past year that I’m going to remember forever:</b><br /><ul>
<li>Announcing at breakfast that your imaginary friend of 3 years, Sneaky Gumball, died the previous night riding a tiger Tijuana. </li>
<li>Dressing up in costumes <i>(Buzz Lightyear, Cowboy, Vampire)</i> and then playing the piano.</li>
<li>Watching Jurassic Park at least 100 times. Telling people to be careful going poop and to go quick because a dinosaur might eat them. </li>
<li>Me coming home from work, you telling me that you’ve changed your name to<i> “Popsicle.”</i></li>
<li>Wearing your cape and mask pretty much anywhere out in public whenever you feel like it.</li>
<li>Your obsession with meat. Bacon, sausage, meatball, steak, hot dogs. </li>
<li>Walking into my room any weekend morning and saying,<i>"good morning"</i> to the sun out the window. </li>
<li>Holding anything in your hands lovingly <i>(candy, toy car, food)</i> and saying in a creepy voice <i>“My Precious.” </i>That’s fun to watch especially in public places with people around. </li>
<li>My argument with you about Russia being a planet. You still refuse to say it’s a country. </li>
<li>The <i>“knock-knock”</i> jokes you make up on the fly that make entirely no sense. But I can’t keep from laughing because you roll on the ground laughing hysterically. </li>
<li>You telling me what you dream about when you wake up,<i>”in my dream I was stuck to a cheetah’s butt. And then we became friends.</i>”</li>
<li>You got married at preschool to Zoe, and then she stopped playing with you. First marriages are the toughest…</li>
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<br /><b>Your favorite things at this moment:</b><br /><ul>
<li>Puzzles. Lot’s and lots of puzzles.</li>
<li>Playing on the beach and rolling around in the sand for hours and hours. Then washing you off for hours and hours.</li>
<li>Playing with your sister: school, store, building weird contraptions in the yard.</li>
<li>Netflix. Woody Woodpecker, Animal Mechanicals, and other offbeat cartoons. </li>
<li>Making preschool art for mommy and me. The jeweled birdhouse flowerpot was a good one!</li>
<li>Riding bikes, scooters, people, animals, and things not made to be ridden. </li>
<li>Hiking and throwing rocks in water.</li>
<li>Monsters, Sharks, or anything with large teeth and growls. </li>
<li>Anything that shoots or makes really loud noises, or both. </li>
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<b>What you asked for your birthday:</b></div>
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<li>Trumpet</li>
<li>Rooster</li>
<li>Sword</li>
<li>Jack in the Box</li>
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And I’m always going to remember what you told mommy last night before going to bed - buy Scooby Snacks for your birthday party at preschool, <i>“just in case dogs show up.”</i></div>
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<br />I’m going to miss the 4 year-old version of yourself, but I’m looking forward to what new memories and adventures we’ll make together when your 5.<br /><br />Love,<br />Daddy</div>
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<i>How could I?</i> I had no other choice, my options were exhausted from waiting too long. </div>
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My wife and I have been talking about his birthday for months. My thoughts were to have it at home and invite a few friends, but apparently you can’t do that anymore when inviting friends from preschool - you <b>have</b> to invite half the school so kids don’t feel bad. </div>
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Maybe that’s why these giant trampoline, child gyms, child activity centers, and indoor bounce house places exist because apparently having that many 4 and 5YO’s over the house is akin to having a late-night frat party where things get broken, drinks are spilled on the carpet, and sooner or later somebody ends up riding a goat through the house while wearing grandma’s brassiere.</div>
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Those <i>'party'</i> places know it too and charge massive amounts to have birthdays. Weekend 2-hour party’s start at $500 with virtually nothing included. Well, maybe air conditioning, lighting, and carpet but that’s about it. And these places are booked months in advance - <i>some up to a year! </i></div>
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We attended a Chuck E. Cheese birthday some years ago for some neighbors <i><a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2007/02/kid-birthday-parties-at-chuck-e-cheeses.html?spref=tw">(written here)</a></i> and that was quite an experience. I walked away thinking, <i>“I would never do that to my kid”</i> and then years later I do the EXACT SAME THING! I’ve become <i>"that parent."</i></div>
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Now I feel nothing but compassion for those people. I feel their pain. I still remember the dad apologizing saying things like, <i>“Oh, I’m so sorry we had to resort to this place... we waited too long” </i></div>
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Well, I didn’t realize definition of <i>“long” </i>was just a few weeks.</div>
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The party is this weekend. I better break out the humility, prepare apologies, and hope my son doesn’t end up with a gambling addition by the time he’s 15 all because I had his 5th birthday at Chuck E. Cheese.</div>
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imaginary friend of nearly 3 years had died the previous night while riding a
tiger in Tijuana.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">After telling us the gloomy news, he went about finishing his
Frosted Mini Wheat’s while watching Woody Woodpecker on Netflix with his
sister. Obviously, to say the least, the rest of us were more shocked by the
news than he was. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">I can genuinely say I’ll miss the 1’ 6” little guy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">Sneaky Gumball loved living life on the edge of mischief and danger
since his appearance in 2012 when our son was about 2 1/2. I still remember the
day he came into our home instantly appearing when our son was standing near
spilled juice on the family room rug. When we had asked, “did you spill this?”
he replied with, “I didn’t do it, Sneaky Gumball did it.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">Sneaky Gumball did all sorts of bad things. He stole French
fries, lost Lego’s, threw balls indoors, broke toys, farted in closed cars while
driving through the car wash and elevators; he even managed to steal our son’s
pull-up at night, pee in it, and put it right back on him. Sneaky that Gumball
was. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">In addition, Sneaky Gumball's parents had made lots of
questionable life decisions as they let him do dangerous things our son was
never allowed to do. For example: when our son wanted to light matches for a
bonfire and we refused, he would instantly respond with, “well, Sneaky
Gumball’s parents let him play with matches…all the time.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">The conversation never ends well when your parenting choices
are compared to that of some other “cool parents.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; line-height: 16pt;">Well obviously riding tigers in places lacking authority was
not an entirely shocking ending. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Sneaky
Gumball’s parents bought him that tiger for his 5th birthday and left him alone
at his parents Tijuana timeshare.</span></div>
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In addition to my regular annual questions of, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“where did the time go?”</i> or <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“when
my Dad was my age, he looked like he was 63” </i>another important thought came
to mind now that I’m conformably in my 40’s and get asked occasionally <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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thought, here’s my advice of things every father and maybe every man should
have done by age 40:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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you have kids.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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boss told me these very wise and insightful words, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“I have no idea what a 401K is, I just know you put money in it and you
won’t die poor.” </i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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then on the day-of feel like your doing pretty awesome; making really good
time, and then when you start getting tired, you pass the 1 mile marker, and
then for the next 60 minutes ask yourself over and over again, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Oh God, I can’t feel my toes/legs/tongue...!
Why did I do this?” </i> <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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fall asleep at 6PM. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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having kids. In our case, we went to New Zealand for 3 weeks. One major
highlight and life changing experience - we went caving with 2 guides and
thought we were going to die repelling 9 stories down a giant hole. At the time
I told my wife, “if you survive and I don’t, <u><b>please</b></u> make sure my
tombstone says, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Sacrificed his life
saving his young beautiful wife, and ended up falling 9 stories into a giant
hole in the New Zealand countryside’.” </i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">By the way, I still want my tombstone to say that regardless of how
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<li>Pictures</li>
<li>Food</li>
<li>Tickets</li>
<li>“Accommodations” <i>(Dear God, as a father that scares me…)</i></li>
<li>"After Party" <i>(don’t like the sound of that too. Amen.)</i></li>
<li>"Promposal” <i>(what-choo-talkin-bout?)</i></li>
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In my senior year I went to 3 proms and spent around $75, maybe $90 tops, and paid for it all out of my own pocket; I worked at a movie theater part-time. Of course, I went to those proms back-to-back Thursday, Friday, Saturday and used the same $25 tux! </div>
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It’s a good thing my dates didn’t know about the other proms. That was something that could be done back in those days and can never happen today due to Instagram, Twitter, and social media. </div>
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Something I find completely crazy is this new idea of a <i>“<a href="http://www.mnn.com/family/family-activities/blogs/what-the-heck-is-a-promposal">promposal.</a>”</i> Kids today spend an average of $324 on these newly created elaborate schemes which are similar to wedding proposals. I can’t think of anything more ridiculous than spending that kind of money asking somebody to go to the prom. There are so many ways to ask these days - text, DM, call, FB, Snapchat, or here’s a novel idea: in-person without an audience...</div>
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Parents, <i>why? </i></div>
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My daughter asked me recently, <i>“have you ever heard of a vinyl record?”</i></div>
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<i>“Yes. Why do you ask?”</i></div>
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She went on to tell me how the neighbor’s 19YO had one and played them on this funny thing called a <i>"record player.”</i> </div>
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She went on, <i>“oh my gosh…in the old days, it was a lot of trouble to hear just ONE song. There was no Pandora. Can you believe that!?"</i></div>
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Then I went downstairs and hidden in our cabinet showed her my record player and around 200 records in boxes bought in the 80s and a good chunk bought in goodwill and antique shops while I was in college in the early 90’s because people were just giving them away. Most of then still had the price tags of $.25 to a steep <i>$1.50!</i> I’ve always had a thing for records as it always reminded me of my grandmother listening to records <i>(mostly Tom Jones)</i> on Saturday mornings while eating breakfast. </div>
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Now nearly every Saturday morning she loves getting up early and playing records on this novel record player and telling her friends about her dad has this huge collection that she’ll get one day. </div>
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Now I’m feeling like some hipster; of course before hipsters were cool. So does that make me a pre-hipster? </div>
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Last week, for my vacation and my daughter's spring break, our family spent the entire week on the California Central Coast (San Luis Obispo) area doing activities such as hiking, “geocaching", playing on the beach, visiting wineries, riding bikes, picnicking at parks with playgrounds, and my personal favorite: the occasional afternoon nap in the sun to the sound of crashing waves (I can’t think of anything more relaxing than that!)</div>
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It was so much better than our normal family affair of a multi-day theme park visit to someplace like Disney World. </div>
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On the way home I asked my kids what their favorite activities were from the week. My 4 year-old answered, “eating Easter candy and visiting a farm” and my 9 year-old, “playing on the beach and the REALLY fun conversations we had while hiking.” </div>
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A trip well spent. </div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; line-height: 16pt;">A really nice guy that likes to talk a lot about life in general;
topics like family, friends, work, travels, people all in an upbeat and positive sort
of way. He’s the kind of person that would easily call you a 'good friend’ as
an introduction to another after just meeting and speaking with you for a hour. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Helvetica Neue";">He makes a infectious and positive impression just
from his upbeat attitude and outlook but probably doesn’t realize it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue;"><span style="line-height: 16pt;">This morning after my wife and kids made my annual Birthday </span><span style="line-height: 21.33333396911621px;">breakfast, I found</span><span style="line-height: 16pt;"> out Paul passed away last night from an
epileptic seizure. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue;"><span style="line-height: 16pt;">Paul was 38. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue;"><span style="line-height: 16pt;">It really puts things in perspective when rushing through
life: what kind of impression are we making to those around us? It could be
one of many or possibly the last. How do we want people to remember
us? We could have the </span><span style="line-height: 21.33333396911621px;">best</span><span style="line-height: 16pt;"> heart and intentions in the world, but what we do, what we say, how we act, our actions, how we treat others, our gratitude, </span><span style="line-height: 21.33333396911621px;">acknowledging</span><span style="line-height: 16pt;"> how blessed we are in life -- that's what matters. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue;"><span style="line-height: 16pt;">I strive to leave that kind of lasting positive impression on others, as Paul left on me. </span></span></div>
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With all of the things happening around the world and even nearby, it amazes me at some of the things I’ve been hearing all this week:</div>
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<li>4YO ran out of space on his iPad.</li>
<li>9YO dropped and cracked her iPhone screen (again.)</li>
<li>No new movies on the iPad to watch while on a Road Trip. <i>"Road Trip" </i>meaning 20 minutes in the car. </li>
<li>Pad Apps (while on "Road Trip”) that require an internet connection.</li>
<li>Nobody answers the landline home phone or checks the messages. <i>“Wait...who was going to visit (last) Christmas?"</i></li>
<li>Kids think using a MacBook Pro is archaic, but love vinyl records and think rotary phones are really cool - "<i>let’s get one!"</i></li>
<li>The DVR cut off Teen Titans Go -<i> “why aren’t these on Netflix streaming?!"</i></li>
<li>2 kids streaming Netflix at the same time on different devices, watching the <u>same</u> show. Estimated time: 3 hours to download work PowerPoint. </li>
<li>9YO’s friends also follow me on Instagram and I posted her doctor’s note: </li>
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My wife and I recently let our 9YO acquire a (hand-me-down<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">)</i> phone after hearing so much about how
her other friends have <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“had them
forever!”</i> to which I used the standard parental handbook page 93 answer of,
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“well if all of your friends had hungry
pet tigers, should we get you one too?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Her getting one didn’t happen overnight and it didn’t come without
hurdles. After a few discussions, making her write out a list on why she’s
responsible enough to own one and presenting it, then I agreed. <o:p></o:p></div>
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It does still seem strange to me that kids have cell phones
(or “<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">mobiles</i>” as they call them in
Europe) so young as I got my first cell phone at 27! <o:p></o:p></div>
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When I was her age I wasn’t even allowed to have a Walkman! And
kids that had their own phone (land-line) well, they were pretty much living
the high-life. <o:p></o:p></div>
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We made arrangements to make her pay for the phone
(discounted) out of her allowance and pay a portion of the monthly fee from her
allowance as well. For being 9, I’m quite proud of her budgeting skills – she
makes me proud at that for sure!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Then I wrote out a contract with her listing out things like
expectations, her responsibility, payments, behavior, Apps, social things like
texting, Instagram, and general phone etiquette. While writing it out I
realized that having the phone is actually a pretty good teaching mechanism. <o:p></o:p></div>
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When I spoke to other friends with kids around her age, I
was a bit taken back at how they thought the idea of having their kid sign a
contract was strange. After some chatting then they realized that maybe they
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</script></div>Creative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-77650022664926946322015-03-17T16:09:00.001-07:002015-03-17T16:23:51.877-07:00Monopoly: Destroying Family’s Since 1933<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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My 9YO daughter asked me a few days ago, <i>“Have you ever played Monopoly?”</i></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Uh, yeah…of course I
have! Like, millions and millions of times.”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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When I grew up we didn’t have the Internet. After the sun
went down my family only had a few options for entertainment: 7 channels of TV
with virtually nothing to watch (we didn’t have cable as that was for the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“rich".) </i>Read. Draw. Or played games
with the family such as cards, usually poker, Uno, Parcheesi, Life, Battleship,
and Monopoly.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Then I realized how crazy it was to be 9 and to have never
played Monopoly. What kind of parent am I? Teaching her how to #hashtag, code,
draw, tear apart and modify toys when every kid should have played Monopoly at
least once by now. It’s almost like growing up without candy, birthday parties,
or any <i>(delicious)</i> gluten. I immediately pulled out my iPhone and ordered it off
Amazon. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Amazon Prime is so awesome and dangerous. Every time I use
it I feel like that Coyote in those old Roadrunner cartoons ordering from ACME.
I really wish Amazon Prime would deliver in wood crates; that would be awesome…<o:p></o:p></div>
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When we got our package we began to play almost immediately.
Then my childhood memories came back to me in a quick flash. I realized that
Monopoly could be played 1 of 2 ways:<br />
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<b>1. You let the kid win. </b><br />
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<b>2. You play as you would any other human.</b></div>
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Nearly 2 hours into the game, I had hotels on Boardwalk and
Park Place, owned about half the board, and was trying to teach her how to
negotiate with me before her mother was going to go bankrupt with everything
she had earned in the last 2 hours. And just then, her big eyes welled up, she
got up and said softly, <i>“you’re a bad daddy” </i>and walked away. <o:p></o:p></div>
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After I collected the rent she owed me from her stack of
money, my wife nearly wrote out a divorce contract on a nearby used paper towel
(<i>which happened to be mine as well</i>…)<o:p></o:p></div>
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As I lay in bed that night, thinking, I realized that my
family ways might have been a bit too harsh. We had to play until the end no
matter how rough life (on the board) was or how many hours had gone by. You
couldn’t walk away. You weren’t allowed to give up. You played and learned how
to negotiate into eventually winning (and destroying the other players) and
when you finally won - it felt great - because you knew how long it took to get
there. It meant something real. My family doesn’t fight about politics or
religion; no, they fight over who won in the last game of Monopoly!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Game can’t all be like Candyland where the point is just to
make it to the end without crying. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There
aren’t even dice in that game, only colored cards and the only conflict is
staying out of the molasses <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Oh look, I got stuck in molasses swamp… I’ve
learned a valuable life lesson.” </i>That doesn’t mean anything. Nobody learns
anything from that other than just stay away from something called molasses
that nobody ever uses anymore!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Now Monopoly on the other hand - Monopoly <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">is</i> life. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</script></div>Creative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-32164481127476549082015-03-12T07:50:00.000-07:002016-11-03T13:27:43.749-07:00A Real Review of LittleBits (that wasn't paid for, given free products, or from a press release)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">My
nearly 10YO daughter and her friends are what the marketers these days call
“Makers.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">She likes to make and create her own games using a really inovative
App called <a href="http://www.gethopscotch.com/" target="_blank">Hopscotch</a> that <b>teaches</b> programming and allows her to share the
creation with other kids. Minecraft has become a staple with her now. She makes iPhone videos with friends and posts them. Usually my wife and I find weird
contraptions around the house, “inventions” as she calls them. Wants to make
her own “(insert anything).” It’s actually quite refreshing for us and we
encourage it all the time as good parents should. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">To
our benefit new “Maker” products are popping up everywhere and are specifically
geared for kids (and some curious grown-ups…) that encourage this which has my
overwhelming approval. What’s great about these projects is that they come with
instructions, tutorials that inspire ideas, and a community of users that teach
others how to use them. To me they're extensions of what Lego started generations ago. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Then
I read all of these amazing reviews off <a href="http://www.inc.com/christine-lagorio/35-under-35-littlebits.html">Inc.</a>, <a href="http://fortune.com/2014/03/13/ayah-bdeir-ceo-of-littlebits-on-the-real-reason-for-the-hardware-renaissance/" target="_blank">Fortune</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlYOt2zILHM">CNN</a>, of something called <a href="http://littlebits.cc/" target="_blank">LittleBits</a>. Which are
marketed as “Kits” that allow you to pretty much create anything. They’re
adpatable, resuable, encourage tinkering and learning by creating. They’re
simple electronics with magnets so you can’t burn (or kill) yourself. You can
invent anything, play with it, connect it to the internet and HACK it. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hack it? What can be more exciting!? And more
importantly it’s ages 8 and up, and has received lots of awards by educators,
brain toys, and <i>TED</i>. TED?! Yes, TED so you know this is the best right? TED even let CEO Ayah Bdeir <a href="http://littlebits.cc/ayah-bdeirs-ted-talk?gclid=Cj0KEQjw_pmoBRDu986bpISz5ZsBEiQANiuHDMrR-Byqfeb7pDkkP3j5IiO8-zB2Mp2_w9yH8gue5rkaAms88P8HAQ">do a talk</a> - which they only allow for big life changing products or ideas.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I enthusiastically ordered what an article and others recommended <a href="http://littlebits.cc/kits/cloudbit-starter-kit">“LittleBitsCloudBit Starter Kit”</a> which allows you to “snap” the internet to pretty much
anything your heart desires. It says in the product description, <i>"Perfect for hackers, designers, <b>makers</b>, and tinkers of <b>all levels</b> - without the programming, soldering and wiring normally required" </i>Here! Take my $109.75 with tax!! Please take it now!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Oh
marketing, it’s such a stretch from reality…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">When
we got it, it came with NO instructions whatsoever. Only a card to go online for basic “cloud”
setup process that we quickly found out wouldn’t work on 2 iPads (1 newer iPad Air), my daughter's iPhone 4S, my iPhone 6 - even though marketing material off the website shows it being controlled by an
iPhone, oddly enough there’s no App available. After 45 minutes of searching through
LittleBits website help, FAQ, forums, and in desperation Google, I found out it ONLY works through the
desktop browser Chrome; iPhones/iPad use Safari.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">An hour later, we were finally up! But then, they drop you on a very techie hub with a button to basically
remotely turns the electronic bit’s LED light on and off. No projects, no
tutorials. Nothing. The help there isn’t really help, but just basic tool tips. After
searching for over 2 hours off their “MakerHub” website, Google again, and YouTube videos, I
realize that what’s included in the kit doesn’t have any projects associated
with it. If you want to do something that’s advertised, you have to buy even more LittleBits (advertised up-sells are everywhere on their website) OR you just have to have a PhD in electronics, be a programmer, or have
prior experience with electronics. They immediate try to pass you off to
another site called IFTTT.com which is even more fustrating because there are
even <i>less</i> instructions there. Just recipes that somehow connect back to the
Littlebits, but no instructions on exactly how to do that.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Try
and go to get help in their forums (LittleBits or IFTTT) and you're met with
hard-core techies; try and check out how others made projects off LittleBits
Makerhub and you get these type of instructions:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><i>Easy!
Make a space shuttle! Step 1: Buy Kits. Step 2 Put stuff together. Step 3: Go
to Space! It’s TOTALLY EASY. A 5YO can do it!!</i><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">When I contacted LittleBits, they apologized for the miscommunication of their website acknowledging that the product messaging is incorrect and the advertised products don't work. They referred me to a few user-made projects that do require soldering <i>(SMS doorbell?)</i> and have vague, just horribly written instructions like the one above. But they did offer me a $20 coupon code buy <i>more</i> LittleBits. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I’ve
encountered lot’s of challenges in my lifetime, but nothing comes close to this
experience. For something that’s been out for awhile you’d think they would
have worked out the bugs. Instead they have a brilliant marketing department that produced a slick website and an expensive product that does nothing.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">What really bothers me even more are the awards and recommendations by so-called objective tech journalists. But when thinking about it, they get some PR release written by
the company’s (brilliant) marketer and tell the story on the idea, what it can
do (excluding that you need a PhD in astrophysics) not actual reality by a normal kid, or <i>human</i>, that it's being marketed to. I’ve
been getting these PR releases for years and I fell for it myself. I’ve been
hacked to think this stuff actually does something. I fell for the marketing message with no real-world validator. The shame…!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Like
my grandma use to say, if you’re hearing it from the company, it’s more than
likely too good to be true! <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</script></div>Creative-Type Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14993459.post-72972107255052306122015-03-10T14:16:00.000-07:002015-03-10T14:17:22.471-07:00Why Do DJ’s Hate Father’s So Much? Depressing Songs At The Daddy-Daughter Dance<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Maybe
they don’t have daughters? Maybe they don’t have father’s themselves? Maybe
they wake up each day and say to themselves, <i>“today’s the day…the day I want to
make father’s CRY!”</i> and then laugh all the way to Trader Joe’s.<br />
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Like
unicorns, I’ve only heard stories of these Daddy-Daughter dances by a few
friends with daughters. I was pleasantly surprised when my daughter came home
from school with an invite to one.<o:p></o:p></div>
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First
of all whoever came up with the idea of this dance I’d like to personally
thank. The idea of an event like this with your daughter is just great.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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My
only issue was the DJ’s selections of songs – we walked into the ballroom and
the DJ had this song playing:</div>
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Butterfly
Kisses by Bob Carlisle<o:p></o:p></div>
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Seriously?
If there’s one thing a father doesn’t want to think about AT ALL, it’s GIVING
his daughter away to be married when she’s little. Or DATING. Or BOYS.<br />
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Then followed by a few of these...</div>
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Cinderella
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<o:p> </o:p>The
PROM? She came home with a RING on her hand? She’ll be GONE? Honestly, DJ man.
Honestly.</div>
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My
Little Girl by Tim McGraw<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’ve
come to the conclusion that there’s nothing more depressing than a country song
about a daughter. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Later
when we got home - me emotionally exhausted and my daughter physically exhausted,
my wife asked me how it was. I told her about my newfound knowledge of DJ’s and
reinterated my disdain for country music calling it “the devil’s music” and
some other choice words.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She went on to
tell me that the Mother-Son event was being held at a place that has lazer tag,
games, pizza, and go-kart racing. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Mother’s
have it so much easier…<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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There
I was, like any other good husband who had just taken his wife to see Lionel
Richie at the Hollywood Bowl. Walking down the corridor alongside a massive
crowd of millions just after the show ended, humming to the tune “brick house” still
stuck in my head. Then I see this:</div>
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Hello?
The linework. The “Hello” Quote. The emphais of the
signature moustache from 80’s Lionel. This is the artwork I did back in 2008
ago for a pumpkin stencil and posted <a href="http://creativetypes.blogspot.com/2008/11/whats-its-like-having-scariest-house-in.html?spref=bl" target="_blank">here</a> and the one that caused an
internet sensation to billions around the world! </div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><i>Lionel Richie is now selling it at his concerts? </i></span></div>
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Dude.
Lionel. Seriously. Whoever took the artwork scaled it up badly and did a
horrible reproducing it. Lionel, I would have happily sent you the original
vector illustrator file and you could have wrapped the entire Hollywood Bowl
with it. All I would have asked in return is a signed picture for my wife and maybe a trucker hat.</div>
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