How would you like this guy to have been your kid's psychologist? Jonathan Reed, a former child-developmental psychologist (why was he one in the first place?) claims one day he "was hiking with his golden retriever in a forest in Seattle...then his pet was being torn apart by a "gray" -- an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit." But wait! There's more - he continues "he took the alien home and lived with it for nine days in which it communicated via telepathy and was able to pull thoughts from his mind." You know, I believe him. I think aliens work and gather at the nearby DMV. There's no other explanation for that smell.
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