Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Problem With Cookie Monster…And Coloring Pages

I’m not sure when it happened, but my son has somehow developed a downright fear of Cookie Monster.

I never really put much thought into it, but for a 2-year old Cookie Monster is pretty scary. He’s extremely violent when eating cookies, has a pretty scary raspy voice, has those crazy cross-eyes, and his name literally has the word “Monster” in it.

Come to think of it, Elmo would be much different if his name were “Elmo MONSTER.” I don’t think kids would like him as much.

Just yesterday my son was misbehaving and I said to him, “Don’t do that or else…Cookie Monster is going to pay you a visit...”

His near immediate reaction was, “I sorry! I be good!!”

Now if I had said, “Don’t do that or else Elmo is going to pay you a visit.” He probably would have punched a hole in the wall, set it on fire, all while smiling the entire time waiting for Elmo to come out and give him a great big hug.

See – not the same.

The more I think about it… Sesame Street could really capitalize on his scariness to teach good with some simple coloring pages:



3 comments:

  1. That is too funny! I thought my 3 year old was the only one kind of freaked out by him. He likes him on the show but there was a period of time (pre potty training) where he would tell me about a monster in the downstairs bathroom. Apparently Cookie Monster was hiding in the shower and would go down the drain when I opened the door to show him there was no monster in the bathroom.

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  2. That's hilarious. Love that Apple one especially.

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  3. Anonymous11:06 PM

    Awesome! Don't steal Apple's patents... LOL.

    I hear you that Cookie Monster is downright scary but Elmo's voice... OH, it drives me crazy! Maybe Cookie is there to scare kids and Elmo to annoy parents.

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