She’ll ask for some games just like the ones on the phones of her friends’ parent’s.
She’ll play a game called “Smurfs' Village” and “accidently” buy $10 worth of Smurberries because her father just downloaded the game for her 10 minutes earlier.
After awhile she’ll ask for more Smurfberries so Smurfette can have a house to live in.
He’ll say “no” approximately fifty times and ask what happened to the other Smurfberries.
She’ll stop asking because she’s discovered Angry Birds. Then she’ll ask him to buy the Mighty Eagle that some kid told her about.
Her father will say “no” approximately fifty more times.
Then she’ll discover the phone’s camera and take about 2,000 pictures in roughly 30 minutes with a Polaroid app called “Shake-it Photo” primarily because she has to shake the pictures to see them.
Her father finds them entertaining, chooses a few to post, and attach titles to them.
“The Day the World was Photographed after I bought $10 Worth of Smurfberries”
Then the 5-year old went to bed, but before she lays her hear down she'll ask her father to harvest her Smurfs' village potatoes while she's asleep.