While helping my daughter put together her classroom Valentines for school, I realized how unimportant and irrelevant the cards were: “Happy Valentines day”, “Bee My Valentine”, “It’s Valentines day!” They really don’t mean much and aren’t at all practical.
Why not give classroom Valentines that gives kids real useful advice; life skills that they can use today or when they get older.
I sure would have appreciated some good advice while in preschool.
So with that in mind, here are some useful Valentines Day cards I put together as a public service to all (click to print):
"The goal is to pay your credit card off each month - Happy Valentines Day!""Never attend anything that involves a timeshare or "business opportunity." - Happy Valentines Day!"
"Team Jacob or Team Edward? In 5 years it won't matter. - Happy Valentines Day!"
"If Dad does like him, he must be wrong for you.- Happy Valentines Day!"
"Don’t visit Tijuana.- Happy Valentines Day!""Love is a battlefield.- Happy Valentines Day!"
"Always wash your hands after using the bathroom or visiting any government building.- Happy Valentines Day!"
"You should never drop it like it's hot.- Happy Valentines Day!"
12 comments:
These are awesome.
And while you chose the route of useful advice, I? I chose to make cards for more obscure situations.
Very funny dude... made me laugh out loud.
These are great! Too bad I am reading this after I dropped my kids off at school otherwise they would be handing these out instead of the boring animal ones I bought at the store.
Awesome! I have cards in my closet for V Day and I JUST realized it. ;) OOPS
Where is "Hands Off the Princess!"
bwa ha ha ha ha ha
I'm partial to anything with Mr. T on it.
I curse the fact that I sent my kid to school with an assortment of SpongeBob cards before seeing this. The Pat Benatar card makes me want to request a do-over on his class party!
for a different kind of girl -- The good thing about the Pat Benatar one - it can be used all year long.
SciFi Dad -- I know. Your's are a bit scary...
thisn is funtastic Tony. Socially useful Val cards. You should publish them
I should have used these for my fellow workers.
I love the TJ one.
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