A big congratulations to the Kentucky Fried Chicken Contest winners!
It was a tough call, but just like the Highlander "in the end. there can only be one." Or in this case two.
Winner #1 was Beta Mom for her fancy writin' poem:
There once was a man from Kentucky Whose chickens were very un-lucky He made them all fatter Then fried them in batter Yessiree’ that Colonel was plucky.
And wiener #2 was Bennie from Ben & Bennie because his grandfather shot a hippie, in Kentucky, for taking his chicken wing while singing Kentucky's national anthem at The Colonel's original restaurant... in 1830 (or something like that...)Thanks to those that particiapated and a big thanks to KFC for sending me the gift checks. As soon as I got them I ran over and tried the Popcorn chicken again (I actually have a new product suggestion/idea: Spicy Popcorn Chicken!...my mouth waters just thinking about that one. KFC could get the Spice Girl's to sing in the commercials "People of the world --Spice up your life.." all while dancing with a sunglass sportin' Colonel Sanders!)
Random And Bizarre Searches
That mighty powerful (and rich) Google sends some weird people my way. I occasionally like to share these searches with the public.
I crapped a pineapple - ouch!
see womans boobs at a football game - they're called "Cheerleaders"
ways to get daddy from stealing my candy - sorry kid, you'll get no sympathy from me
daddy eat as much candy as he wants - so what's the problem?
jo and blair were in love - I think Jo was in love with Blair. And Blair was in love with Mrs. Garrett
picture of gummy bear in a peaceful area - gummy bear heaven?
when did dad's start cutting the cord - when doctor's felt a need to be entertained
why do we have butt cracks - apparently to crap pineapples
how to acquire all magical powers and superhuman strength - get bitten by a spider or alien that has somehow escaped a government research laboratory. Or be a rich orphan with nothing else to do.
25 comments:
First publication in our elementary school newspaper...now this? My head is spinning!
Thanks, Creative-Type Dad!
How do you people get these interesting and hilarious Google searches?
I get "explain discrete in math" and "when did king henry rule?" I swear I'm like one Geek step down from wikipedia as a Google source.
Enjoy the chicken.
Julie
Using My Words
You are lucky, indeed, bizarre search-wise. The only interesting one I've gotten recently was "two girls glass bathtub lemons goat".
Those searches are amazing. You'd think since I mention things like "boobs", "nipples" and "sex" on my blog (all clinically, of course) I'd get some whacko searches. Nope. Nadda. Zip. Zilch. Or close to that anyway.
Was the pineapple whole or diced?
Ouch--the pineapple thing! Ouch.
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Natalie and Tootie were in love.
I Crapped A Pineapple really had me in tears :)
Enjoy your KFC :)
The Real Mother Hen --- Trust me - I will!
And I'll be going on google later searching for "I crapped a chicken"....
Jenster -- Yeah, that is weird. Let me give you some advice - mention midgets more often. That seems to work.
I can't believe that no one had a comment about the Spice Girls on a KFC commercial. I mean seriously, if that's not a come back tour, I don't know what would be.
You've got to love the sickos on the net and their Google searches. Someone found my blog by searching for "Where's my cat's clitoris?" Dang. What does that say about my blog?
Cannot top heather's search string. Won't even try.
I would say Heather wins the prize. What great advertising for her blog!
Crapping a pineapple would definitely make my butt crack. BTW, I can't wait to hit the KFC. Gotta try those spicy little chicks.
Another thought just hit me. I was thinking that search took the cake so to speak. I hope to God it wasn't a Pineapple Upside Down Cake. Peee-eeewwwww!
First, I am having a hard time leaving comments...I think our computer's mojos are off.
Second, it is not the size of a pineapple that scares me, it is the pokies that concern me the most. Don't get me wrong, the size is a fear factor but pokies...yikes!!!
Third, your searches aren't that bad. I have gotten, "Please finger me big daddy" and "how to get even with a prostitute". Imagine what I would get if I didn't filter my posting thoughts before typing them.
I passed on the cutting of the chord thing. Twice.
"Doc, isnt that what I paid you for?"
Actually you know what, I do enjoy KFC, but I always feel so damn guilty after eating it... not because of the fat, but the amount of trash I create by having just one KFC dinner is unbelievably large. So I feel guilty. What a bummer!
The Real Mother Hen --- Just bring your own bucket. That'll solve everything...and you'll be "green" too.
Scarlett Wanna Be -- I forgot about the pinapple scales...ouch!
Ben & Bennie -- The posh one isn't so bad.
Heather -- I'll never look at a cat the same way again....
mama speak -- I KNOW! It's like people have forgotten where they're from these days...
Pineapple is.. was my favorite fruit!
xoxo
I don't think I'll eat pineapple for a very long time.
And -- when is KFC going to send you royalties for all the nods towards their greasy empire? They owe you. Big Time.
I'm uncomfortable just reading about the pineapples.
Oh shucks!! You mean you didn't pick me? The #2 fan? But I supposed that poem is really catchy!
Sigh. I am always so jealous of other bloggers' weirdo google searches. Mine are all about spiders and kids' books.
And I loooove that poem. Way to go Beta Mom!
I can't stop thinking about crapping pineapples.
I hope you are happy.
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