Driving to work the other day I saw a guy (or gal?) running through an ordinary park in a chicken suit. The oddest part was- without even thinking - I wanted to go home, put on a bear costume and chase after the chicken with an axe. Maybe with some Benny Hill music playing in the background just to make it more exciting. What was really going on is that they were filming a piece for the sitcom "Joey".
Conclusion: The human mind plays tricks when your new baby wakes you during the night. And always carry an axe.