Thursday, February 08, 2007
Lionel Richie and A Midget (Little Person) Walk Into KFC, To Get A Facial And Tattoo - And Other Searches
I get some pretty odd searches to this site. Other parent blogs get real stuff related to kids, I get some of those too but not many for some odd reason. Here are a few, with my commentary attached:
midget massages - I know of a place where you can get one by angry Thai midgets
Stop nose picking toddler - They all do it. Get over it
lionel richie christmas sweater - If it existed, I'm sure the wife would have one
what type of people don't like football - People like me!
colonel sanders impersonator - If he's real, I want him deliver KFC to my job - everyday
mens painted toenails - Only men who wear Crocs do this
man perm - I haven’t seen a man-perm I never liked
manly feeling - Get a man perm, some chest hair, and a gold chain
substitute teacher whipped cream game - I don’t even know how to respond to this...
i have a midget and i am not afraid to use him!! - Me too! Let’s have them battle
tattoos of women saying daddy - Are they eating chicken too?
filipino doodlebop - Milli Vanilli (maybe just Vanilli)
midget women touching another women's boobs - Try Las Vegas. Or Art School.
toddler smears poop on walls - I hope they all don’t do that