Thursday, June 01, 2006

I knew it! Batwoman is a lesbian

Well, no, I actually didn’t until today when DC comics revealed her “secret”. But apparently she had a relationship with lesbian former police detective Renee Montoya. I wonder if Batman knew this? I bet Robin did and has already bought a t-shirt from Don't Panic.
Next thing you know, she'll be moving to West Hollywood, drive a Saab, play a mean game of Pool, make some pretty good cocktails, and maybe one day settle down with a partner and get artificially inseminated. Batbaby shall be its name...
The return of Batwoman - as a lesbian socialite


Rick Andreoli said...

Um... "Don't Panic's" West Hollywood location closed ages ago. And even if it hadn't, no one shops there anymore. Sheesh!

creative-Type Dad (Tony) said...

So they're only on the internet