Sunday, December 04, 2005

Yes, coming soon - Teen Repellent!

Grumpy old folks complaining about kids hanging out around the lawn rejoice! This handy machine called "the Mosquito" apparently emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that can be heard by most people younger than 20 and almost no one older than 30. I see something big in the works here. While at the mall yesterday Christmas shopping, to much valuable walking space was taken by weird teenagers just standing around, hanging out talking smack. What better way to clear the path than to take out your handy Teen Repellent? It’s like a new kind of superhero.
  • CNET: What's the buzz? Teens can't stand it
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